My satirical take on a popular Christmas tune. I came up with this satire after spending an inordinate amount of time attempting to craft the perfect twist-out. I was trying to work twist-out magic with the help of flexirods, shea butter, hair pudding, hair grease, coconut oil, and a spray bottle of water.
During this arduous process of learning how to twist-out, I began longing for my relaxed hair. It was so much easier to style and I didn't have to twist it out, wrap it up, or do anything. I basically just slept on it, sprayed some oil on it in the morning and headed out the door.
Now, I am trying to determine its texture and diagnose the exact cause of its dryness. On the upside, I have managed to come up with some new vocabulary words to add to the Natural Hair lexicon.