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Raggedy A** Bidding War

Raggedy A** Bidding War
Raggedy A** Bidding War by BougieGirl1

I am the type of guy whom likes to keep the ladies on a string. Usually, I have several ladies dangling there at once because let's face it, one woman can't even begin to satisfy all of my needs. I need a bed bunny, nice girl, mother-figure, homegirl, showpiece and a crazy psycho chick.  The odds of finding these traits in one woman are slim to none.

Now, dating multiple women ain't easy. You have to schedule around birthdays, holidays, work obligations, and my time with friends.

Sometimes, one of the girls will get out of pocket and start asking too many questions about my whereabouts. If she refuses to back down, I either cut her loose or gaslight her back into submission.

Also, I always let the top tier girls know that I am dating other people. Which drives them to bring their best game to me. In essence, I start a raggedy a** bidding war of sorts. It's hysterical to watch these chicks get all competitive over a toad-faced dude such as myself.
Sometimes, it's just too easy.


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