Let Your Petty Flag Fly... by Bougie Girl Apparel
Hoist up that flag of pettiness and let it fly majestically above you. Stir up drama, insist on being the center of attention, and make sure to throw up walls whenever bridges would be a better alternative.
Don't worry about whether your actions will adversely affect the lives of others. Just keep doin' your thing and remember to always convey the proper deference to your flag of pettiness.
Thanks again, for doing your part in perpetuating pettiness throughout the world.